paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

(via mr-wrinkle-head)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via mr-wrinkle-head)

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

(Source: quevidamastriste, via ruckingfuckingrugby)

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

image

(via onlylolgifs)

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

(via mr-wrinkle-head)

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg



This rivalry’s heating up.

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

image

This rivalry’s heating up.

(via hellabunchesofoates)

geekgirlsmash:

helvetebrann:

wewanttheocean:

edwardspoonhands:

macabrekawaii:

iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

I almost forgot that pranks could be funny. 

"have a bountiful feast"

Still funny second time around.

As a former pizza delivery driver, I support this kind of prank. 

(via nudityandnerdery)

becausebirds:

cluckyeschickens:

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

Beauty.

birds-and-beats-and-birds-and-beats

(Source: geneticvariation, via ruckingfuckingrugby)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)